i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
You're a waste of cheezeits
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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