he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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