Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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