The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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