i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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