so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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