normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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