Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize
