Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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