I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
