I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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