Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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