so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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