Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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