There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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