New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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