I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
he shaved USA in his pubs
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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