Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
we're so committed to being not committed
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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