Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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