I don't think brook has ever known best
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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