I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
