I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
