I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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