thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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