What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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