ugly people sure do ruin things
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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