I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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