I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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