the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
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