Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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