found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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