How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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