Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
