Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
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