She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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