these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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