I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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