You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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