i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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