Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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