she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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