I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
