I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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