Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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