My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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