I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
