How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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