Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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