Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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