so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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